I would wear cargo shorts before I carried this around. Calm down, grandpa. All that waist emphasis feels conspicuously feminine to me. The only reason I would wear this is if I were a florist who loved to dress like a complete asshole. Our favorite place to look is GetYourGuide because they have over 30, highly rated activities, a user-friendly booking process with free cancellation and a 24 hour customer support. We all secretly fantasize about sexy Colombian singer Maluma.
The bathing suit of the future is pretty terrible too.
Now, everyone uses gay dating apps like ManHunt and Grindr. This is of course, a practice which is heavily looked down on by all Colombians! Whilst the singer is Austrian, the persona is a lady born in the mountains of Colombia who married a French burlesque dancer. My favourite gay festival in Colombia is the Halloween fiesta that take place in Bogota.
Like a men's kimono.